“葫芦娃，葫芦娃，一根藤上七朵花。风吹雨打，都不怕，啦啦啦啦。”

然后是我近期收集的七兄弟，上图：

恩不过我要说的这件事儿跟他们七个都没有关系，不，跟其中一个有点关系，那就是我最喜欢的老三(左起第三位)。

话说当时我跟老爸一起上山买葫芦时我一见钟情地喜欢上了老三，科学证实人喜欢的对象往往是镜子中的自己，于是我找到了镜子中的自己。所以我要说的事儿就是关于肥胖减肥的事儿。

这减肥挂在嘴边上已经不是一天两天了，甚至不是一年两年了，可是这肉却一天快似一天地噌噌长。但是我并没有失去信心，老妈要把我的旧衣服扔掉，我死都不让，“等我瘦了还要穿呢！”去年Leanne给我买了很多好看的衬衣及裤子，不过目前穿上都像葫芦，哎！

我真的想减肥，但是我的嘴才是大脑的主宰，一次跟老妈逛街，出了商场老妈忽然发现我人不见了，四处一看，发现本人闭着眼睛朝着四川酸辣粉飘了过去（如果想像不出来情景，请回想猫和老鼠里面TOM用奶酪诱惑JERRY的场景）。一闻到吃的东西我可以马上忘掉刚刚试穿裤子的尴尬，以及1秒前刚刚下的减肥决心。一个字，牛！

那么下面这一段就是引发我如此多唠叨的导火索，话说昨天晚上坐公交车回家，突然想念起午餐肉来了，好久没吃了啊，打电话让老妈快去买？不像话，还是自己去吧，可是真懒的走100米去最近的超市。下了车，终于我还是没有受住吃的诱惑步行去了超市捧回了两罐，我终于找到了减肥的方法：

只有运动才能有效减肥不反弹，而只有用吃的诱惑我，我才会去运动，那么办法就是拿一堆好吃的诱惑我运动。恩恩。

‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking.

How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.

For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’

The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years?

That’s a pretty long time to perform.

How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?’

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family.

For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’

The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.

How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.

For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’

But man said: ‘Only twenty years?

Could you possibly give me my twenty?

The forty the cow gave back,

The ten the monkey gave back,

And the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’

‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.